Blatant Propaganda ..........................
The Boatswain's Mate
Courtesy of Mike Williams
I think there is nothing quite so great
or salty as a Boatswain's Mate,
A Boatswain's Mate with hairy chest who never gives his yap a rest.
Upon whose forearm is tattooed a dancing lady in the nude.
A Boatswain's Mate who yells all day
for someone up to deck to lay.
And toots his little pipe and booms in brasso "sweepers man your brooms."
A yes, a fool can make a dozen rates but only God makes Boatswain's Mates.
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